Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

Poopy Russian

A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.

Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."

by EZ-D March 29, 2011

Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 09, 2011

Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.

Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.

by OpusAtrum July 13, 2008

poopy dots

The most delicious treat in the known universe. Made by inserting TootsieRoll Mini Chews (R) into the bottom of Dots (R) and eating the two as one.

OMG! That Dot looks like he's crapping that TootsieRoll Mini Chew! Poopy Dots! I'm gonna eat me up some of that! omnomnomnom

by Shyvyr June 16, 2008

poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

by applesandpoop July 15, 2009

Soupy poopy

Diarrhea that has some chunks but not a lot and mostly just liquid poo.

Noah: Why aren’t you at school today.
Wyatt: Sorry I’m having soupy poopy.

by THE BOOMER 👨🏻‍🦳 November 23, 2019