Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk July 29, 2013

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 20, 2020

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 14, 2007

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Loaf

Another more custom way of saying Bredren, take away bred = bread = Loaf get it?

guy 1: "Yo bread wots up?"
guy 2: "Yo Slut u know i aint ur bred i iz ur loaf, u better act right before u get smacked rite biatch!"

by BigD+Platinum October 03, 2004