Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023

Cob

Cobba or mate

Oi cob

by Shhdh May 12, 2019

Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.

Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?

by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018

COB LED

Chip On Board (COB) Light-Emitting Diode (LED)
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.

Being multi-chip packaged, the light emitting area of a COB LED can contain many times more light sources in the same area that standard LEDs could occupy resulting in a greatly increased lumen output per square inch.

by PEntity February 8, 2023

COB

Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.

"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."

by anonymous December 19, 2024

Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!

“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”

by ggricksmith January 17, 2021