cloud virus

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.

That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.

by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020

Eating clouds

Smokin' some hella weed.

Big boi: Ima go out eating clouds.

by Slayermanlion June 12, 2018

cloud sceptic

A person who does not trust cloud based IT resources.

- D Lets run this big data task on the cloud!
- A No!
- D Why, what is wrong with the cloud?
- A Like, everything, except scalability.
- D Ah man, you are such a cloud sceptic!

by BadAssUnicorn599 June 24, 2021

Stuck In The Clouds

It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.

Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."

Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."

Guy: "Oh."

by SomeInternetDweeb January 8, 2023

Cloud of smell

The cloud of vape that leeches out from under your sons bedroom door

Im starting to think my son is a vape lord. I ran into another cloud of smell right after he left the house this morning.

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 6, 2019

Cloud boxing

Cloud boxing is when you vape and the whole room gets cloudy

Mia is slowly cloud boxing the car and I'm going blind

by Me-agh March 4, 2017