When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.
by The Mustard Mitten October 18, 2019
Get the Mustard Mitten mug.Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
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1) Dude did you see Frank last night?
2) no why?
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2) was he minting?! classic frank
2) no why?
1)he was trippin balls!
2) was he minting?! classic frank
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Serbia and Montenegro is situated in South-East Europe with the capital city of Blegrade, on the Balkan peninsula with access to the nice beaches on the Adriatic Sea . Serbia and Montenegro covers a territory of 102,173 sq. km altogether.
Serbia and Montenegro is a nice place to vist if you want to see lots of history and culture (despite the ongoing tension between the minority Serbs and Albanian Kosovars in Kosovo).
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