Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.

"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick

A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower

by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019

Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

by A sink December 12, 2019

Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.

"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"

by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019