What's up gamers?!

only a dipshit godamn idiot would say this {unironically} you ass

"What's up gamers?! welcome to my minecraft lets play how are yal doing today"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

am snooze

what you say when you're awake but someone is yelling at you for sleeping

person: WAKE UP
other person: am snooze

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings May 2, 2018

Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.

"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.

American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018