E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019