while you are wiping your ass, someone walks on you while you are doing the act
You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.
when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.
"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"
That feeling when you are halfway through your ramen cup of noodles and you are completely tired of eating it. The initially amazing taste has worn off.
Ugh, do you want the rest of this ramen? I have that mid-ramen feeling going on.