asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnetic fields

A magnetic field is the magnetic effect of electric currents and magnetic materials

Magnetic fields can be produced by moving electric charges and the intrinsic magnetic moments of elementary particles associated with a fundamental quantum property, their spin.

by coolwaves159 March 16, 2017

dick magnet

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.

"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019

lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.

diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.

by yermoom December 18, 2009