Longhill, New Jersey

a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.

The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.

LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.

CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!

LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!

CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!

LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!

by An Observer of Italianism March 30, 2010

jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005

south jersey

if your from south jersey, all you do is get "fucked-up" on PBR or Miller-light on the weekends. you wanna get out, but you still love it. you think philly is the shit. you go to wildwood after prom. you shop mainly in delaware. you dont watch real world: philly. your school probably sucks. you go to wawa at least once a week. you say "wooter". youre the only person in the tri-state area that can drive a car properly. you think that north jersey should be a diffrent state, its completely diffrent. youre proud, and you love it.

i <3 south jersey so much, i cant wait to get the fuck outa here.

by cheeko March 14, 2005

Deptford New Jersey

The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.

"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"

by Melissa mose December 13, 2006

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

new Jersey

The best state ever. Contains seedy bars, diners, and hoboken people with ridiculous accents. Awesome comic book stores, the place to be. Other states may make fun of us Jersy-ites but thats only because they know we're the coolest. Plus we got Jay and Silent Bob and Seaside Heights so i fart in your general direction if u think it's less that the shit.

Let's get some porkroll and cheese, play DDR, and then watch Seinfeld, cause thats my new Jersey day.

by oXKillerArmpitKlownXo October 4, 2005

Jersey Fade

A High and Tight fade that flares out into a gelled up spiky hair cut usually with pointed side burns or a chin strap beard. Commonly found on tools or guidos from New Jersey or Staten Island.

Loot at those Guidos at the shore with there Jersey Fades and gold chains.

Also see "My New Hair Cut" or "Growing up Gotti" or "Hot Chicks with douchebags.

by cer20 May 26, 2009