jerk your gurk

the process of ejecting semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm as a result of sexual stimulation. It may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.

Croce : Hey you wanna go see daVinci Code?
Saltz : Hell no, I'd rather jerk my gurk
Croce : Hey man Saltz didn't go with me to the movie so i went with Big Cheese.
JJSmedi : Yo, she jerk your gurk?
Croce : (smiles big) Nah man, we don't do that kind of stuff

jerk your gurk by bump your way to freedom July 12, 2006

jerk-face 

a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.

Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!

jerk-face by Andre Opez May 22, 2007

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

jerk-a-derk by J Hernandez February 5, 2007

jerk nation 

The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."

"Him and his electronic cigarette, totally jerk nation".

jerk nation by Not Jerk Nation February 22, 2010

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

Jerk Driving by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

jerk-out 

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it

John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.

jerk-out by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019

jerk 'n' squirt 

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

jerk 'n' squirt by pentozali July 14, 2011