jeeted

To steal one's story and get more recognition for it

~I totally posted that earlier but you jeeted me and took all the glory

by Phantomlink January 10, 2014

jeep

the most amazingly fun game on the face of the planet.

similar to the 'punchbug' game but using only jeeps.

each jeep called on the opponent in the game is worth one point. with the exception of blue jeeps which are worth 2 points. unless if its dj's jeep then you get 10 points, and if you can catch him you get 20.

jeep trucks are worth 10 points because they are rare. blue jeep trucks are worth 15.

jeep strollers are worth 3 points.

calling a jeep involves yelling the word jeep when you see one and then poking your opponent within 25 seconds of calling a jeep.

double jeeping is the most offensive thing you can do in this game. it involves calling a jeep on your opponent that has already been called on you. you lose 25 points.

wrongly jeeping involves calling a jeep on your opponent that is not actually a jeep. it causes you to be out of the game for 25 minutes. during this period others can jeep you but you cannot jeep others.

there is never really a winner to this game. even though certain jeep fuckers think they win for that. it really just makes them into a whore.

person 1: JEEP BLUE!!

person 2: DAMN it !!

person 2: wait thats not really a jeep! your out for 25 minutes

person 1: FUCK!

person 2: JEEP!

person 1: hey i jeeped you on that one 2 minutes ago! you just DOUBLE JEEPED ME!! you lose 25 points!

person 2: fuck.

by jeepkid September 30, 2006

Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

jeep

Slang term for an SUV

Origin : New York City

"So, I jumped out of my X5 jeep and this chick just started sucking me off."

by a handsome college kid November 12, 2004

Ass Jeeves

A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of crapping said pants since the pressure is too great.

Damn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the ass jeeves.

by Wang Yu Fu Man Chu October 20, 2008

A jeep thing

1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.

Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.

by The great definer April 16, 2005

Jeeves

A name for a computer-man in the search engine "Ask Jeeves". The gayiest search engine on earth.

"Do you use Ask Jeeves?"
"Nah... It's gay."

by W&J July 4, 2003