spray on jeans

Jeans that are so tight that they appear to be sprayed on with paint. Often associated with the bogan in Australia.

Look at that bogan with his metallica t shirt and spray on jeans.

by Sister Fister May 12, 2007

Skinny Jeans

Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.

Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.

by Chloe1234 August 08, 2010

dad jeans

Any pair of men's jeans that are not *skin fucking tight*, which makes getting into and out of them feel less like rubber gloves, and more like clothing. Regular (non- dad jeans) tend to accentuate the bulge and cause chafing.

My balls are chafed. I need some dad jeans.

by Sticknit2ya February 09, 2017

Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.

My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.

by orblog genius July 11, 2008

skinny jeans

Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.

Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!

Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.

Adults don't typically wear them.

You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.

Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!

by w0000tz i like pie June 01, 2009

taco jeans

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

by mhibma November 29, 2005