Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.

‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’

by De Robriguez April 27, 2024

Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.

“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”

by Jasper the great October 19, 2025

Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets

That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets

by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025

Jasper

An introvert bop that is often mistaken for a boy due to her name, but when you meet her she is very obviously a girl. She has a fatty and if she opens up to you, you will love her

"I just meet Jasper today, do you know her?"
"Omg of course I know her, we haven't spoken in forever."

by Jabberjaws000 December 3, 2025

Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024