Reverse jizz

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010

jizz pie

A woman who is so slutty, she probably still has another dude's cum in her vagine. jizz pie

Stacey is cute, but she is such a jizz pie- stay away from her unless you want the monkey pox. jizz pie

by whitestallionsteele March 10, 2010

jizz pit

a jizz pit is a sluts pussy

dude i didnt even wanna stick my finger in that jizz pit! that swamp donkey(slut) was rank!!!

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

Jizz Cookie

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

by Kuroi February 18, 2009

Jizz Burger

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.

Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"

by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011

Jizz Artist

The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back

Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper

by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006

Pussy Jizz

The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.

John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?

Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.

by ablamasta289 March 31, 2009