Person 1: Why weren't you at the crazy high school party last night?
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
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Charlie says, "Don't be such a Internut!"
Charlie's Evil Twin says, "Don't underestimate Internuts in large numbers!"
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A day where a celebration about a certain Macintosh application is practiced. International Typeset Day is nearly every day, it seems.
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All ballcuzzi fans meet up over video chat and compete over who has the best bubbles, and bubbler. (A bubbler is a person, usually their sexual partner, but sometimes it may be the male himself, who creates the bubbles by using a straw). They share their techniques and experiences, in order to perfect the art of the ballcuzzi.
All ballcuzzi fans meet up over video chat and compete over who has the best bubbles, and bubbler. (A bubbler is a person, usually their sexual partner, but sometimes it may be the male himself, who creates the bubbles by using a straw). They share their techniques and experiences, in order to perfect the art of the ballcuzzi.
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Guy 1: Shit, I gotta step my game up.
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"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
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