To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping
by backflip joe March 31, 2006
When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
by chestercheetah69420 November 28, 2022
by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022
Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
A Dutch game where one naked man dives into a pool and farts. The other man quickly dives in and tries to suck up the fart, surfaces and yells out Hunter hoops then the two men chug bapples and suck each other off.
Dam bro no chicks at this party, well we can always play hunter hoops that my favorite at a sausage party grab me a bapple.
by Chandler the destroyer December 01, 2023
To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 23, 2019
An onion ring.
David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.
by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020