hungry as a hostage

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.

Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.

by Robert cain August 14, 2006

Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.

Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.

by DarkSpunk April 10, 2009

hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.

I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010

dick holster

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

by K See Ya May 10, 2011

hostage

A raised platform for prostitutes to parade their "charms"

The hostage was just heaving with promiscuous ladies.

by FOAK - Fount Of All Knowledge June 8, 2007

cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

by vicfan March 23, 2004

hopster

One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.

Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.

by - May 14, 2003