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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female
"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."
by Jsaggy April 21, 2018
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barley a handjob

I gave him a handjob but barley! So I gave him barley a handjob
by Little bit more February 25, 2022
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arangatang handjob

1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
- “That bitch almost ripped my dick”
-“Damn she gave you a arangatang handjob
by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017
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Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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