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Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.
Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.
by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013
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hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.
"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"
by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014
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Hairy-owl

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.
by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014
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Hairy Fotchburger

When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.
Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.
by HugeTallyWhacker June 29, 2016
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Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
by Pmdono August 12, 2016
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hairy water

pubes in the drain
My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.
Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.
by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017
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