Grumpy Chicken Nugget

A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.

Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!

by thechickenmister94 November 8, 2011

gripy grip

Low key vocab when ur girl wants to give u a hand job and she strokes mad hard.
The opposite to a slurpy slurp

"Hey babe I'm feeling horny and I'm bored "
U want to give me a gripy grip"
"Sure then u can give me a slurpy slurp"

by I don't want hoes February 29, 2016

Grumpy Sound Guy

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.

That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.

by Notorious Chicka May 25, 2019

Grimy

any bitch that texts my gf trying to flirt with her. fucking whores bruh i’ll fuck all them grimy bitches up if they come near.

“that bitch that texted my girlfriend on instagram trying to figure out if we were still together is GRIMY asf.”

by emma’s gf March 29, 2022

Grippy Greg

The phallus being dry, as such being subjected to significant friction and pain upon its use.

Man 1- AAAAGAHAHAGRHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Man 2- What's wrong?
Man 1- I have a GRIPPY GREG.

by bastard69420yo July 11, 2023

Bust A Grumpy

To ejaculate until you can’t feel your penis anymore

I was so horny yesterday I had to go and bust a grumpy

by Mymomsinsane05 December 22, 2020

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005