goatshe

The hair on the chin of a woman who needs a good shave. This hair definitely does not belong here.

Look at that woman's goatshe, that thing needs a wax job!

by Bill Zane January 18, 2007

goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

by Datheus March 14, 2003

goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008

gatso-raped

being depicted by speed camera

i was coming back from the doctors', when i got gatso-raped!!

fucking speed camera gatso-raped me!!

by michael foolsley June 2, 2011

taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003