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The Globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is a morbidly obese humanoid. He lives in the basement library of the mysterious house that Strawinsky and his friends explored. He loves books.

Some other names for him are:
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
The Yeast of Thoughts and Minds

He his made of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the Globglogabgalab, and I love books
This library is a true treasure trove.
by ahgyhsgsgyss June 8, 2018
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globulating

1) The act of existing while being extremely obese

2) The uncontrollable existence and unhindered motion of fat on one's body.
All those fat people were globulating all over the McDonalds.

or

He was globulating while watching T.V.

or

She was cute, but she was kind of globulating around the waist.
by The Chern November 11, 2008
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globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.
My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.
by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008
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GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.
<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!
by LarchOye October 15, 2009
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imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
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Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.
"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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Global Dance Festival

One of the largest annual dance festivals (raves) in the United States at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado and drawing in people from all corners of the country.

Global is typically in late-July with some of the biggest names in electronica headlining, such as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, bt, Paul Oakenfold, and Armin Van Buren putting in performances.
Global Dance Festival 2007 was the climax of the summer. Tiesto played a flawless three hour set and showed off exactly why he is the number one DJ in the world.
by dance hall everyday January 1, 2009
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