fuccy fuccy

Succy succy one time, long time.

Then joesephi went fuccy fuccy

by Itsyaboiskinnu May 8, 2018

inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.

James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!

by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014

cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015

Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

functionally insane

A completely unreasonable person who constantly reacts with anger or any other extreme emotion when they do not get their way often over simple things "normal" individuals take in stride, but not insane enough to be placed in a home (due to frequency of occurences) but still causes enough misery and grief for themselves and others around them.

Melissa made us all uncomfortable when she kicked the walls and struck herself repeatedly when she learned a check she wrote bounced at the bank. A simple error drove her into a rage and we all believe she is functionally insane.

by Foxy Funderburke September 20, 2009

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010