Fucklematter

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people

last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.

by big hotdog in bun guy December 23, 2019

Sibling Fucklery

Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.

Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020

fucked naked

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

by CzarsRus January 6, 2009

fucked famous

"Fucked famous" is a term used to describe someone who became famous after getting fucked and well known for it (ie. pornstars, popular cheerleaders etc) or even people that became "super" celebrities after a sex tape was released like Paris Hilton or her friend Kim Kardashian and the many others that gained media attention after doing the deed.

Some people are born famous, others are fucked.

Guy 1: Hey dude... Paris Hilton really gets all the attention even though she does virtually fuck all!

Guy 2: Yeah man, she was fucked famous.

by realitysabitch April 23, 2009

Fucked Ya Bay

Nickname for Guantanamo Bay, as made famous by the epic movie series Harold and Kumar.

If you get sent to Fucked Ya Bay, you will be forced to suck Big Bob's fat dick.

by PaulB3 May 15, 2011

Fuckeder

When something previously fucked up gets even more fucked up.

"Man, I dropped my phone again last night."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."

by RobbieCrash November 18, 2015

Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016