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Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
by J45P31NL December 2, 2010
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frappe

Commonly called a milkshake outside of eastern Massachusetts, it consists of milk, syrup and ice cream beaten together in a mixing machine. A milkshake in the same geographic area is milk and syrup without ice cream beaten or blended together to create a light, frothy drink.
Let's get a chocolate frappe at the DQ in Medford.
by joe cam January 28, 2006
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fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
by GP17 February 28, 2008
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Fappuccino

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
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fappita

An onomatopoeitic word for *furious* masturbation.
Fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita...
by Facelift April 10, 2005
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frapping

Similar to planking, frapping is an activity where one will drop trou and pretend to have (or to actually have) a bowel movement in an unusual or incongruous location.
Person 1: Check it out! I'm frapping!
Person 2: Oh, dude! Really, Kenny... REALLY? I can see your balls!
Person 1: Quick, Brian! Take a picture!
by B In HD January 15, 2012
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Fappy

A person who loves to fap and happy while doing it
Man, him and her had a fun time being fappy with each other
by Theloppyfoppy October 6, 2018
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