K-Fisher

Rosie O'Donnel doppelganger, or O'Donnelganger. Symptoms may include: Pseudologia fantastica, narcissism, linebacker build, cabbage patch head, ballchinia, being a mooch, and loving anal sex. If you think you may suffer from Kristin fisher, please contact your local "I don't give a fuckness" and induce vomiting as soon as possible. Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to: high blood pressure, gleeful thoughts of murder, aborting the stupid, oh god why, rather having A.I.D.S., and consistently combining the words "curb" and "stomp."

My K-Fisher is acting up. I better kill myself.

by Them Satans June 19, 2014

bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

by Weckfe November 8, 2019

sal1y.fisher

The best most handsome and gorgeous cosplayer on all of tok tok. Also known as; alpha and baddie. <33

Ex: " I love sal1y.fisher so much he makes my day!"

by C0c0nutB0ba July 11, 2021

your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.

Your father's at the milk store, right?

by _lupical May 22, 2022

Sophia and Fisher

No longer the cutest couple in the school 😭 it's over yall

P1: did u hear abt sophia and fisher?
P2: ye I heard they done now
P1: yep its over

by Fishstixinapie April 23, 2022

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake

By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 31, 2022

Fifther

A woman or man that you would only sleep with after consuming a fifth of your favorite liquor.

Damn dude, I'm pretty hard up. I'd even settle for a fifther about now.

by Milowe October 26, 2010