fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

Fiddlesticks

fiddlestick is another word for fuck so if you want say it in a better way

oh fiddlesticks I dropped my phone#

by lesbotinglepuss9 April 12, 2016

Fiddle Your Faddle

to masturbate

"Fiddle your faddle. It helps me fall asleep."

by lambofsquirrel September 21, 2012

Fiddle my diddle

When you are playing Fiddlesticks in the game League of Legends, shouting "Fiddle my diddle" will make your max health double. Some say it is gay to say "Fiddle my diddle", but they have never gotten the boost.

"Fiddle my diddle!"

by #bufffiddle2k17 May 27, 2017

Fiddle-faggot

A term describing a flamboyant bard/ren fair lute player

Daddy, daddy! I wanna see the fiddle-faggot perform!

by Farting Forrester July 12, 2022

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle

The act where one gets very drunk and removes all clothing.
sexual acts are not always involved, however, FULL nudity is required.

Connor: "Mikey B is coming clubbing tonight!!"
Steff: "Cool..... why such excitement?"
Connor: "Cause unbridled Fiddle Faddle will occur!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015