European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.

Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.

by kristiabus May 28, 2017

European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.

Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.

by Ninjow June 17, 2021

europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.

Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..

by dubaihoe December 17, 2022

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023