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European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
by Nrogers September 26, 2023
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European descent

Another kind of person that gives people not of European descent the blues.
That guy of European descent will keep giving someone you know who's not of European descent the blues.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2020
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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European Dream

As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.
I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.
by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019
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European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
mugGet the European Train Simulatormug.

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