A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
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In planning for his upcoming adventure with an older woman, Martha, TJ purchased a vat of lube for fear that Martha may be a dusty butt.
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A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.
An old vagina.
An old vagina.
by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009
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Get the Dusty-Link mug.A guy who is professionally unemployed, brags about how much he has (Cars, money, property, etc) but cannot produce the proof of his "so called" possessions. He usually has an unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friend who has totally brought into his lies. Because this person has no job, he usually sits around playing video games all day smoking weed (or vapor pipes) and has no ambition to do anything with his life other than live off of his previously mentioned unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friends. He usually seeks to be the center of attention wherever he goes and lies so much that he seriously believes his own lies.
Me: When is that dusty dude going to get off your couch and get a job?
Unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend: He has a job, but he told me that his boss gave him the rest of the month off because of all the hard work that he was doing.
Unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend: He has a job, but he told me that his boss gave him the rest of the month off because of all the hard work that he was doing.
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