National Humpty Dumpty Day

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day

by KF842 December 4, 2021

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

dumplins

A fat pastie white guy, usually pretty smart and spends most of his time indoors.

Dumplins, you get that thing i sent ya?
Is dumplins here? No. Great!

by elpolioloco March 9, 2005

Sugar Dumplings

That high school (or middle school) clique group of girls that dress in pink or other pastels 24/7, try to make their...upper torso as "appealing" as possible, talk in light voices so as to sound "cute", and never turn their "flirting", as it's called, engines off.

Sugar dumplings make me embarressed to be female sometimes.

by minari-naga August 15, 2004

humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

corn dumpling

1. n. A turd comprised primarily of corn.
2. n. J. Wilson's favorite food.
See 1. above.

"Check out that corn dumpling in the can!"

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003