Doink

A common phase used in volleyball when somebody hits the ball over on the 2nd hit.

I hate playing volleyball with John, he constantly doinks the ball over the net.

John is a real doinker. I wish he would learn some volleyball etiquette and realize that real players hit off the volley.

by Susan Silver April 28, 2008

ba-donka-donk

The sound my balls make as they slam together, mid-flight

"ba-donka-donk"
"what was that?"
"my balls slamming together, mid-flight"
"ohhhh right, cool"
"totally"

by penis-vagina March 14, 2005

drinkard

1. What you call somebody who purposely trys to make you mad; skumbag; dirtbag.
2. Cockblocks you just for the hell of it to make you mad.

Man #1:IM LEAVING!!
Man #2:Why? Were playing Mario Kart Double Dash
Man #1:Well Drinkard over there hit me with a bowser shell right before the finish line so i lost.
Man #2:HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Dr. Handicap January 1, 2008

Donkaphobia

Fear of big butts.

Dayuuuuum, he like them little anorexic flat ass bitches. He must have Donkaphobia big time duuuuude.

by NubbyWubby December 13, 2009

Donkapotimus

a person who lacks common sense and acts with ignorance and stupidity.

(noun) Brittney Spears shaved her head because she is a donkapotimus.
My best friend is a donkapotimus for falling off the roof.

by Parkerm3 January 4, 2011

Doinky Doink

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously

You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink

by I am guacamole December 21, 2018

Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

by Dougtherug October 9, 2019