dork love

When you fall in love with a person that no matter what weird , bizarre , or other oddities they have .. you still love them with all your heart .. for it is their uniqueness that makes them a lovable dork ... and for me that Is Diane , my Dorkalicious love ~

Diane is my one true and only .. we both are odd and bizarre at times .. which explains the dork love we have for each other ~

by Dork Lover ~ June 22, 2014

dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

by Locker June 11, 2007

Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.

Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....

by CakieWakie October 14, 2009

Dork Disk

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.

Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive

by alpha52 January 13, 2009

dork muffin

Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.

My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D

by HappySkies September 10, 2007

Dork bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”

Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood dork bait for me to get into.

by dontuseyourrealname3 October 3, 2009