dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.

Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip

by Garage gang February 25, 2017

dirt biked

When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.

I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.

by protoiletrider June 1, 2018

doggy dirt

Spanish/American slang for Dog shit. Used to compare the taste or look of an object to dog shit.

This one looks like doggy dirt.
Taste like doggy dirt.
I have some doggy dirt on my shoe.

by CcreatorR April 26, 2004

egg dirt

The black, burned, residue left behind on one's metal skillet following the cooking of an egg (scrambled, sunnyside, over-easy, etc.). This residue is usually combined with whatever substance that may be left behind from prior use.

You touched my egg dirt!
Are you going to eat the rest of your egg dirt?
Would you mind removing your egg dirt from the pan?!

by Nick Brown VII December 11, 2013

dirt napping

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.

That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.

by KBK January 23, 2005

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

dirt

something jack sparrow has a jar of

I've got a jar of dirt
I've got a jar of dirt
I've got a jar of dirt

And guess whats inside it

by [ Insert Name Here] January 17, 2010