Doorbell Ditch 

It's another name for ding dong ditch; the act of ringing an unsuspecting citizen's doorbell and running for your life. In order enhance the doorbell ditch experience you should find a clever hiding spot and observe the priceless reaction of your victim. A getaway car is optional if you're that much of a pussy.

Kid: "Duuude, I DARE you to doorbell ditch that guy's house."
Kid's Friend: *Giggles* (Rings doorbell and runs, hides)
Grandpa: (Sprinting outside at snail pace) "I'll get you crazy kids!"

Doorbell Ditch by PsychicJellyfish November 25, 2013

Jiz Ditch 

1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.

Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.

Jiz Ditch by Kenneth G May 8, 2007

dine n ditch 

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

dine n ditch by da nasty one June 11, 2003

clam ditch 

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

clam ditch by vajpac September 21, 2005

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

Shitter's Ditch by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

Russian Ditch Sex 

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)

The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex

Russian Ditch Sex by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017

Fall in a Ditch 

1) Means that someone who really hates you, wants you die or injure yourself.

2) The friendly way of saying: GO DIE IN HELL BITCH!!

My teacher is such a fag he can go fall in a ditch.

Fall in a Ditch by Random Nonsense May 30, 2008