Ding Ding 

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

Ding Ding by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding-dong sock 

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

ding-dong sock by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

ding dong schlong badong badonkas by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Ding Dong Brain 

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

Ding Dong Brain by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

Ding Dong Dick 

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

Ding Dong Ditch by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

ding dong 

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

ding dong by I did ur mother at May 4, 2022