Smoke Detector

Someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

Snoop Dogg in Half Baked is a good example of a smoke detector.

"Shit nigga, I can smell that chronic, lets get a puff"

"yo fuck you mufuckin smoke detector motherfucker"

by Nategeezy November 18, 2007

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

dejectile

Dejectiles are Projectiles coming out of your butt

Joe: Hey man, you don't look so hot.

Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.

by Trumpkin Jim January 31, 2010

derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing people alive and the smartest

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

detentionlicious

1:When your teacher gives you a detention for saying "cheetahlicious" one too many times.
2:Not cool.
3:risky.

1: After I said "cheetahlicious" enough times, my teacher gave me a detentionlicious.
2:Damn, that wipeout was detentionlicious.
3:That's a very detentionlicious stunt you pulled there!

by Bryant December 4, 2004