Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 25, 2024

Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Zest Detector

A person’s acute ability to tell if someone is gay. Similar to Gaydar.

My Zest Detector went off when I saw his flamboyant outfit.

by Doug Cheetham March 18, 2025

Gender Detective

Someone who intentionally outs a transgender woman in public in order to embarrass and humiliate them.

Person 1: "That's not a woman, it's a man!"
Person 2: "Good work, gender detective" (eyeroll)

by Raenphve March 18, 2025

Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs

X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector

by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025

Furry Detector 2.0

Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.

Random player: uses furry detector 2.0 to see if his friend is a furry

by puro1200 October 25, 2025