Democrat

someone who realizes that more money is being spent on an unjustified war than on problems ailing America. A Democrat realizes that the world is finite and that new energy alternatives are needed for the prosperity of humanity.Are usually portrayed as pot smoking trust fund babies while the majority of tax policies benefiting the rich are supported by Republicans. Are very snobby and truely lack tenacity. Democrats also are too self-absorbed to unite as a party

Russ Feingold and Jon Stewert are Democrats. I guess anyone that smokes pot instead of snorting cocaine.

by Jaredryan July 22, 2006

Democrat

One of the two major political parties in the U.S. It was formed by Thomas Jefferson but has changed greatly since then. It has become a self-righteous, corrupt and politically-correct party that has grown to embrace the Hollywood culture, abortion, socialism, the redistribution of wealth, universal healthcare, gay marriage, illegal immigration, envrionmentalism, antiquated labor unions, constantly higher taxes and usually followed by tax and spend practices, larger government and its stupid handouts and entitlement programs. Democrats are often hostile to corporate America and national defense. Most Democrats masquerade themselves as compassionate for the sake of votes and power.

The Democrat party is not successful anymore because its beliefs are largely antiquated and don’t work. Democrat philosophy, quite honestly, lacks faith in the American system by embracing far-left ideals. Much of its philosophy lacks common sense.

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

Democracy

The term "democracy" derives from ancient Greek: "Demos" means the mob (of citizens) + "Kratos" meaning ruler(ship), i.e., government. Therefore Demo + cracy = Mob Rule.

We are NOT ruled by the mob; we are ruled by the Media. Therefore we are a Mediocracy.

In a Democracy, rulers are chosen by the mob, according to their promises to do whatever the mob thinks it wants. Before taking office, they must first take an oath to only do what everyone wants and never to do anything that everyone does not want. This is called the Oath of Office. Because not everyone wants the same thing, the ruler in a true Democracy can never actually do anything because everyone cannot agree on anything. But in a Mediocracy that pretends to be a Democracy, the Media constantly criticizes the ruler for doing everything, anything, and nothing, because the mob cannot agree on anything and must be told everything that they must disagree with, so that they may continue to disagree with everything as the Media so directs in order to remain in power.

Individuals in Media who are chosen by others in the Media to rule over US, before taking office, must first be sworn in, whereby they swear never to do anything that exceeds Mediocre. This is called the Oath of Mediocrity. Thereafter nothing of actual value may ever be permitted.

by C. Ed Wright September 30, 2010

Coastal Democrat

Philosophically ultra liberal Democrats living along the east coast of the United States from Boston to Washington, DC, and along the west coast from Seattle to San Diego generally out of touch with Democrats living in the middle of the United States.

The coastal democrats didn't understand why there were so many democrats in the midwest who voted for Donald Trump.

by riskdoctor2 April 18, 2018

Representative Democracy

A joke that involves freedoms and "choice". In reality you have no power, it allows gerrymandering, if the two conspires (Republican+Democrat, due to first pass the post, shit system BTW), you have no choice in reality.

Representative Democracy is a great and funny joke.

by Click Here! December 5, 2017

Red Dog Democrats

Republicans who have started voting for Moderate to Conservative Democrats after the GOP became the party of Donald Trump. Red Dog Democrats are similar to a Blue Dog Democrat. They are symbolised by Clifford the Big Red Dog.

"What's the difference between Red Dog Democrats or Liberal Republicans?"
"Red Dogs voted for McCain, and Liberal Republicans voted for Obama"

by George's_Bush March 14, 2021

Champagne Democrat

Noun: A person who identifies themselves with the American left-wing political movement while hypocritically exhibiting financial and social behaviour to the contrary. Often found in affluent upper middle-class communities across the United States.

1.) That Champagne Democrat would vote for John Kerry in the presidential elections, but ask for a tax write-off when making a negligable donation to charity.

2.) The Champagne Democrats across the street placed a "Save Darfur" sign on their well-manicured lawn next to their hybrid vehicle parked inside their four car garage within their mansion.

by Elvishfarmer July 1, 2006