Elvishfarmer's definitions

loktar

Used as both a noun and verb. Noun: The game of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne when played on battle.net.

Verb: Playing either Warcraft III title on battle.net

1.) Jim: Hey, John! Wanna Loktar?
John: Sure, lemmie turn on my computer.

2.) Jim: That was an awesome Loktar, John!
John: Yeah, we totally pwned those n00bs with my chimeras!

by Elvishfarmer July 4, 2006

Champagne Democrat

Noun: A person who identifies themselves with the American left-wing political movement while hypocritically exhibiting financial and social behaviour to the contrary. Often found in affluent upper middle-class communities across the United States.

1.) That Champagne Democrat would vote for John Kerry in the presidential elections, but ask for a tax write-off when making a negligable donation to charity.

2.) The Champagne Democrats across the street placed a "Save Darfur" sign on their well-manicured lawn next to their hybrid vehicle parked inside their four car garage within their mansion.

by Elvishfarmer July 1, 2006

dirka

Noun: An obtuse, careless, uncivilised, sneaky and untrustworthy individual. May be used to describe people of any ethnic background.

1.) That dirka just went through a red light!
2.) He didn't even say hello? That dirka!

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

dirkafied

Adjective: Possessing or exhibiting the properties of a dirka. esp. when describing inantimate objects or events. Malfuctioning, flawed, unresponsive, corrupt, broken.

1.) This cell phone gets no service, it is so dirkafied!
2.) The referee's calls are dirkafied, that's the third turnover this quarter.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

dirkariffic

Combination of dirka and terrific. Used to sarcastically express amazement. Similar to Craptacular.

I heard your car got towed last night, that's dirkariffic.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

restraponulous

An elevated degree of severity regarding the outrageousness of an event or object. In acending order:

Rediculous
Recockulous
Restraponulous

1. This necklace costs $250? That's restraponulous!
2. The restraponulous antics of the Bush administration have forced many Americans to leave the country.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

dirkafecation

Combination of dirka and defecation. The act of transforming or reducing the quality of a location or person to a level commensurate with third-world socio-economic standards.

1.) Before the change in management, O'Malley's pub restrooms suffered from intense dirkafecation.

2.) The mayor's committee to halt the advancement of urban sprawl was dubbed "The Anti-Dirkafecation League."

3.) The fledgling nations experienced widespread dirkafecation before economic conditions improved.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006