Gamer Dementia

(Noun) - A mental state brought on by constant indulgence in Video Games consisting of forgetfulness, forgetfulness, and forgetfulness. The condition could also worsen with continued exposure to Video Games resulting in forgetfulness and a consistent brain fog.

Person 1: "Hey do you remember-"
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."

by noBallsforEric July 28, 2022

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

demented

adjective
1. Something fairly absurd which triggers illogical or unreasonable laughter.

2. The new random

After I kicked him, he turned around and proceeded to gape at me with a demented stare.

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 5, 2007

demery

My muthaphuckin baby brotha!!!!!!

#1:Damn girl, yo brotha Demery is foine as hell. Hook a sistah up.
Me: Heeeeeeell Naw Bitch!

by Joe Mama January 21, 2005

dementor

1. A really really hot chick. She's so hot she's scary. It can also be a really really hot guy, but it mostly for women. This dementor makes something silvery come out of your wand.

You must be a dementor , because when I see you, something silvery comes out of my wand. I mean seriously, expecto patr-OH!!!

by Filius Flitwick February 1, 2007

Demetrius Blackmon

A black kid who lives in a white suburb and can't get a alienware from his dad.

That Demetrius Blackmon is a real nigga.

by Gloria Waire September 12, 2006

flabby demeanor

1) the tendency of making facial expressions or body language which denote displeasure with being overweight.

2) to have more than the usual amount of flab on one's body resulting in radiating unattractiveness

Another way to call a person "fat" would just be to say they have a flabby demeanor.

by E.A.O. December 14, 2008