Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

cartussy

Cartoon pussy - in other words, the genitals of a cartoon female that you want to have sex with.

See also: Waifu, Cool World

"I just watched Cool World - now I want some of that Cartussy too!"

by JackDeebs1992 March 20, 2023

curturbulent

A vivid form of wonder, mystery, and amazement

The jaw dropped upon his eyes. His curturbulent gaze beseeched beyond my grasp

by JustAGUY$@@@ July 10, 2023

Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height

He’s so short he must be named Curtis

by Bunbran August 4, 2023

cuntus ejectus

noun: pig-latin for "birthday"

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?

by GuttandTag August 11, 2023

Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes

Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis

by dallah October 9, 2023

Cuntus

Australia's National Airline Carrier - once owned by the people, now privatised.

I am such a cunt, I think I will fly Cuntus this holiday. Afterall, only cunts fly Cuntus - it is our Airline.

by Fatso_the_big_arsed_wombat November 25, 2023