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cupcake move 

When you do something asinine to hit on or impress a person of the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Hey, there's two cupcakes here but I can only eat one. *Winks at girl*

Girl: Yeah, I already have a cupcake. *holds cupcake in her hand*

Guy 2 (thinks): That is SUCH a cupcake move. *Slaps forehead*

Cupcake Nectar 

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."
Cupcake Nectar by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

cupcake job 

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
cupcake job by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Cupcake warrior 

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"
Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

cupcake pose 

A pose in which one uses the top side one or both hands to frame their chin. Searching google images for "cupcake pose" will come up with examples done by One Direction.
"Noah, do the cupcake pose, I want to take a picture."
cupcake pose by psycho.marsh June 28, 2018