cubling

placing testicles in the mouth simultaneously with the penis during felatio

Aimee was expert at cubling while blowing Mike.

by slowmike July 16, 2008

clinge

A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.

"maaaaan shes such a dirty clinge."

"you dont want one of those clinges dude"

by jack and bradley February 13, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

Cling-ons

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 14, 2005

cling-ons

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

clingbo

A clingbo is a stage five clinger who has the looks of the worlds most infamous hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. Although having intercourse with a clingbo requires minimal game, regrets soon follow. The clingy nature of a clingbo is only surpassed by its hairy hideousness.

1.) Wow, that clingbo was such a hairy bitch... how much did I drink last night to stick my dick in that?

2.) Stephanie, you are such a clingbo. That must be why you have such a long face.

by Titz McGee February 3, 2007