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Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
by Slovakchick March 2, 2023
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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compewter

A super-slow data-processor --- i.e., it really needs to "get da lead out".
Heavy metals are no longer used in cooking/eating utensils, and so modern-day electronic "brains" do not include much of said toxic elements, either --- dat is why da name for these machines is spelled "computer" now, rather than "compewter".
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
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CompEvan

yo, are you subscribed to CompEvan?
by boi outsidezs March 12, 2023
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Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.
Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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compexteluarate

To have gay sex
I want to compexteluarate my friend
by RoseIgnis April 6, 2023
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Comper

one who habitually enters many competitions
He’s such a comper.
by anonymous May 27, 2023
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