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Noodle Cockadoodle 

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.
Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
Noodle Cockadoodle by Due Joe November 3, 2007

Skin cockade 

A women (or non-hairy) butthole.
I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week
Skin cockade by rectum_robot November 29, 2017

Poopy cocka doody 

Your hair looks like poopy cocka doody!

Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face
Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face
Crumb cockai by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024

Ur Papa Takes Cocka 

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined
Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*