Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025

Dusky cob

Black penis. Phallus with the characteristics of dusk. The genitals of a man of a darker complexion

Did you see the dusky cob on that feller

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

by anonymous December 2, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017

As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.

by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023