Clustertweet

Writing a lot of tweets on Twitter in a short period of time. First defined by comedian Chris Addison on Feb 2nd 2009.

Aw, no, nothing all day and then everyone starts with the clustertweets.

by typing police February 2, 2009

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

clusty Pussy

a rank, old,scaby,smelly pussy that u cant put ur penis in coz its so rough and gross

WOW jane has one clusty pussy!!!!fuck that

by chris.topfa June 11, 2008

Cluster Fuck

A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.

by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007

Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.

We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...

by joskarith November 11, 2004

Twerk Cluster

Where there are three or more twerk sessions in one area.

Davon: Aye bruh you should go over there with ya girl and make that a twerk cluster

Jaquante: Ight man i will

by BLT2go124 June 16, 2010

clustee

the receiver of the cluster-fuck, usually being unwilling.

"When Sally and Bing cluster-fucked Zach, he became the clustee.

by jenna b May 13, 2008