fighting his clown

Another name for jerking off.

“Is Jim coming? No he’s at home fighting his clown.”

by Gupster December 12, 2017

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Clown for breakfast

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

by Hana26 August 17, 2017

clown on

make fun of

Kyle got clowned on the coldest

by Billy Willie November 17, 2003

Clown Fart

When something smells funny, and it makes your nose turn red.

"WHEW, something in here sure smells funny! It must be a clown fart"

by kloomis May 12, 2008

Inane Clown Posse

A better, truer, way of saying "Insane Clown Posse."

Insane Clown Posse? More like INANE Clown Posse, amirite?

by Bradassface June 21, 2008

Clown Face

The street name of the most prolific police officer ever to work the drug infested Hough neighborhood in Cleveland, OH. It has been said that just the sight of his police cruiser, 513 and, later 313 and 3B23, would strike fear into the hearts of drug dealers. Often described as fair but heavy handed in the face of disrespect or resistance of arrest. This name was bestowed upon this officer by local street level drug dealers.

"Aww shit! we better get outta here..its Clown Face!"

by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009